Copy+Paste Games discovers that Internet is full of zombie fetishists
Written by: Santiago Azpurua-Borras
Now you can never un-see this image
Ever since Copy+Paste games first opened its e-doors we found almost instant viewership thanks to one particular article written by Christian Gillespie.
Since then, “Zoey Startles a Witch” has been the only article to consistently receive hits every single day.
First off, the video no longer exists. So please do not email me further about this.
Second off, we know what you are searching for; we automatically keep track of it. I would now like to show our readers common search engine terms that help Internet users stumble upon Copy+Paste Games.
- “Zoey left 4 head”
- “left 4 head”
- “l4d the witch”
- “zoey startles a witch”
- “left 4 head witch”
- “sexy witch”
We know what you’re looking for, Internet, and we are not amused. (Okay, maybe slightly. Which is why I’m tagging this post with those popular search queries. )
God dammit, Internet. God dammit.
Dude, I’ve seen this, but a whole lot worse is on some site I found called Left 4 Nude. Pics and screenshots of Zoey and the Witch, Survivors doing infected, mass hysteria! Some people are sick. Makes me worry what will happen when Left 4 Dead 2 comes out and the Jockey is in the public consciousness.
I directed these video clips and it makes me sick to see my work exploited and not given credit where credit is due. This came from my site at: http://www.left4head.com which originated from http://www.clips4sale.com/store/14443
[Editor's note: the above links are obviously to pornographic material, and views presented do not represent those of Copy+Paste Games, yadda, yadda... Anyway, they're not safe for work.]
Hey, sorry for not giving credit where credit’s due – when we first posted this we were using Wordpress.com and posting links to porn isn’t cool with their TOS. Anyway, now that we’re on our own host it should be fine as long as we’re not showing actual pictures.